Soon I Will be Invincible
(2007) by Austin Grossman
One of my unofficial
New Year’s resolutions is to read more books. I’m ashamed to admit that I spent too much time mindlessly scrolling through Reddit comments in the past year.
I’m officially a quarter of a century old. This milestone means that I now relate to 4 Non Blondes. They knew what was going on all along.
I never pictured my life at 25. I was always too busy with things like work, school, and food.
I’ll go ahead and say it: Justin Bieber’s latest album,
, is actually pretty good. Purpose
I have no shame in admitting that I share the musical taste of a teenage girl. A few songs in
Purpose are particularly infectious, including “ Love Yourself,” “ Sorry,” “ Where Are Ü Now,” and “ What Do You Mean?
The other night, I was browsing for clothes I don’t need at Target when I heard a peculiar voice in the distance.
Ching chong, blah blah, ching chong…”
Was I hearing this correctly? The voice grew louder and it was accompanied by obnoxious giggles.